Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Excerpt: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

 

Too bad his theory was wrong. Sylvia came strolling in among the last of the first group for question-and-answer. She didn't look happy about being there. Maybe because she strolled in entirely alone. No followers, no admirers, no co-conspirators.

I paid attention to the Q&A because these select academy girls asked smart questions. Maybe because the students who came to the first session wanted to be there. They were interested in writing and doing research and what else they could do with their study focus on language and writing skills when they got out of school. I listened instead of turning down my mental volume control. There were no multiple repetitions of the same inane questions, proving nobody was listening to anyone. I liked listening to my folks talk about writing, about research, about fun and freaky things that happened to them or that they discovered. Mum made them laugh when she admitted how she tried her hand at writing paranormal romances, and while doing research on druids she learned about the Roman occupation of Britannia.

She then related how researching the Roman occupation led to learning about Boudica, the tribal queen who united the tribes in revolt against the Roman overlords and destroyed ancient Londinium. Yeah, nothing like infuriating a warrior queen by declaring that since her husband was dead and there was no male heir, the Romans were going to disband the tribe. Excuse me? Her husband was king because he married her. That was how some Celtic tribes handed down the leadership: the man who married the previous king's daughter became king. When you think about it, a very sensible way of handling things.

Mum never did write her story set in ancient Britain, but she got the girls interested in doing research and just having fun learning bits and pieces. From some of the comments I heard as they passed under the balcony on their way out, she got them interested in Boudica and their own history, too. That was Mum.

Harry escaped while the girls were still filing out. I waited until everyone was gone before I came downstairs. Pop went back to the archives with Dr. Butterfield, and Mum walked off with a knot of girls with specific questions about resources and searching.

There was nothing to pick up and move after the Q&A, not like other talks where Mum and Pop had books or visual aids. I wandered around the room, looking at the stained glass, the chimneys on the lanterns with all the fancy brasswork and colored glass, the inlay on the ends of the benches. There was a lot of history in this little room of ten rows with two five-seater benches in each row.

"Thought so," a familiar, whiny voice said, punctuated with a snort.

I looked at the door. There was Sylvia Grandstone, arms crossed, head tilted to display her golden curls. I wondered who she was trying to impress. Ninety-five percent of the staff were women, and this was a girls-only school. That was followed by a sense of "whew!" Her entrance stopped me just in time, before I acted on an idea of floating up to look at some writing in the stained glass panel at the front of the chapel. While I didn't really care what Sylvia Grandstone thought of me, I wasn't stupid enough to risk her making a fuss that the wrong people might listen to.


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Sunday, February 9, 2025

It's QUIZ Time! Ready to earn some points for a free book?

 SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

Chapter 1 Quiz

If you haven't listened to Chapter 1 yet on the Ye Olde Dragon's Library storytelling podcast, NOW would be a good time to do that........ 

2 points for every correct answer.

Send your answers to: 2OldeDragons@gmail.com by February 28

 

  1. What did Lanie have to apologize for, her junior year of high school?
  2. What would she have preferred doing, back home in Neighborlee?
  3. What is her brother's name?
  4. How long ago was he adopted, at the time of the story?
  5. Why was the woman so angry with Lanie and her brother at the bookstore?
  6. What did Lanie end up calling the lady, by the end of the visit?
  7. Who were Jake and Emma Crowder?
  8. Who is their son (who isn't born yet, at this point in the story)?
  9. Why did Lanie get a headache, when she and her brother were exploring in the attic in the haunted schoolhouse?

 

Saturday, February 8, 2025

Can We Talk? I mean, I really would appreciate some in put .....

 CAN WE TALK?


Quick survey, folks. I'd appreciate it so incredibly muchly ...

You can answer in the comments, or you can email me (2OldeDragons @ gmail.com) if you feel a little shy or figure it ain't nobody's business but yours and mine.

I'd love to offer you a new short story to thank you for filling out the survey and helping me with homework (yes, I'm taking a course to help me get my books noticed and find people who want to read them, so yes, HOMEWORK!)

Everybody who responds to this survey will get a link to an ebook or audiobook of a new, unpublished short story in the Enchanted Castle Archives series.

Ready?
Let's start:

What are you reading right now?

Why did you pick that book? (favorite author, something raved about it to you, it looked interesting, your favorite genre, you're trying something new, none of the above ...)

Do you like it so far? Are you getting ready to close it and not pick it up? Are you already looking forward to the next book by that author? Why?

What was the last book you read? (title, author, genre -- why did you pick it?)

What did you like or not like about it?

Why do you read, rather than watching TV or movies or playing games or something else to relax?

What is your ideal book that you would love to find in the bookstore or online? Do you like tearjerkers, silly, snarky, scary, thrillers, heartwarming, adventure? Do you prefer "real life" stories as opposed to fantasy?

Have you ever read any of my stories? If yes, which one did you like the best? If not, what about the blurbs didn't appeal to you? What can I do to convince you to try one of my stories (besides offering you a freebie for letting me pick your brain, of course ...)

THANKS! Muchly appreciate your help on this!!!

Friday, February 7, 2025

Excerpt: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

 

The headmistress was an even bigger fan, but she was reasonable and had some dignity. She and Dr. B teamed up to get some concessions out of the snobs who had thrown up the original barrier. For the sake of the students, of course. Everything came together, including paying for our transportation to Cornwall and the sprawling manor that had been turned into a private school, and get us back to Heathrow on schedule.

An unoccupied faculty apartment was set aside for my folks to do their research in comfort, instead of working in the room Dr. B had set up before he went to New Guinea. In exchange, they were asked to spend a few hours talking with the students about all the aspects of research and writing, journalism, the pros and cons of authorship and the globe-trotting lifestyle. We had to laugh a little about the last part. Mum and Pop had left the globe-trotting part of their job description behind when they settled in Neighborlee. Sure, they still traveled, but no longer ten months out of the year.

As soon as the first green plaid skirt and black sweater trimmed in gold strolled into the meeting room-slash-former chapel for the first question-and-answer session, I got that sick feeling of impending doom. Harry was sitting with me in a small balcony where we could see and hear everything, but we weren't on display like Mum and Pop. He was busy with a pretty cool hand-held video game Dr. B gave him, and he didn't pay any attention to the students filing into the room and jockeying for one of the sixty seats, until I groaned.

"What?" He scooted over on the bench seat and rested his elbows on the balcony ledge, to look down on the growing audience. He frowned at the girls filing in, then at me. "What?"

"Don't you recognize the uniforms?"

He shook his head and shrugged.

"Remember the Tower of London?"

"I remember that Grandstone… Oh." Harry patted me on the shoulder. "Maybe she's sick today."

"Grandstones are always sick, but it's not the kind that gives us any relief." I slid back on the bench, away from the ledge, even though chances of anyone looking up and seeing us were slim.

"Well, you think she's going to come here to listen to Mum and Pop if it's voluntary? I bet the only thing she reads is a supermarket gossip rag or else something about Hollywood. That's why she got sent over here, because she wanted to go into acting. Right?" He waited for me to nod, then bent his head over his video game again.

Honestly, my little brother was a really smart kid.


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Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Excerpt: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

 

Four days before we were scheduled to leave England, we made a stop in Cornwall at a "select academy for young women" that shall otherwise remain unidentified. Don't for a moment think that description makes it easy to identify, because in England they grow select academies like the average Midwestern front lawn grows dandelions.

The academy was supposed to be one of our first stops when we arrived in England, to go through the archives. Just before our flight, we learned our visit would have to be either postponed or canceled. The academy's librarian, Mum and Pop's contact, Dr. Butterfield, had to take care of an emergency in New Guinea. Nobody else on the staff was qualified to oversee the search. We learned later, that actually meant no one was willing to work with Yanks. They changed their minds fast enough to make Linda Blair's head spin in the opposite direction, when Dr. Butterfield returned and the staff found out who they had snubbed.

We had planned to spend the last day in England doing the shopping-tourist thing (Harrod's, Selfridges, other landmark and famous stores). Instead, we packed up and zipped down the coast to a truly beautiful and rocky and wild section of Cornwall. From the top of the cliff that bordered the school grounds, we could see the coastline and the crashing waves. If it had been near dusk, I might have taken a chance of floating down to the water's edge, maybe get some water-smoothed rocks for souvenirs.

We spent about eight hours at the academy. Dr. Butterfield had already done the preliminary work, narrowing down the specific hand-written, ancient books and loose-leaf stacks of records. My folks "only" had five books to look through out of the enormous, nine-hundred-year-old archives.

Once again, the Zephyr reputation worked for and against my folks. The academy administration finally linked Dr. Butterfield's long-distance research friends with the authors who, according to the papers, had been taking England by storm. The humanities and arts teacher begged Dr. Butterfield to bring my folks down to the school immediately, for an extended stay. She claimed she wanted to provide a "delightful educational experience for the girls," but based on her fan-girl reaction to Mum and Pop, the real reason was for her to go nuts. She was just giddy enough to confess, giggling, that she had “mistakenly” considered them "filthy, foreign intruders, unable to appreciate the treasures of the academy's archives." Until Dr. B returned and revealed his friends' identities.


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Saturday, February 1, 2025

Firsty Freebie Day!

 

In conjunction with the next Quarry Hall novel, KATHRYN, releasing February 15, this month's free book is a Tabor Heights short story, IN THE AIR, ON THE AIR. (Tabor Heights and Quarry Hall are "sister" series, where characters visit back and forth.)


Riley knows how Clark Kent felt about Superman, when Gina seems to like his radio alter-ego, Whit, more than him. What's a mild-mannered DJ to do to win the girl of his dreams?

Claim your ebook at this link: https://dl.bookfunnel.com/vd6jm8pogz

Claim your audiobook at this link: https://dl.bookfunnel.com/h3q19hk8e2

The links are good until February 2.

And if you're too late, you can STILL get a copy of IN THE AIR, ON THE AIR, by buying an ebook or audiobook of KATHRYN at YeOldeDragonBooks.com, until February 28.

Even better -- the book isn't released until February 15, but you can get it NOW, at YeOldeDragonBooks.com and save $$$. Just check our storefront!

New Month -- New Featured Book: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES, Neighborlee, Book 2


February's featured book in the Visitor's Guide to Neighborlee.

What's it about?

High school is rough enough, but the town of Neighborlee, Ohio, has traditions that make it even harder -- culminating in Senior Prank Night, when some seniors try to ensure they never walk through graduation. Lanie and her friends even have to cut short their own Senior Prank Nights to protect their classmates. It's rough being a semi-pseudo-superhero, especially when you don't even get a costume or a cool name.

 Lanie and her friends grow into their duties as guardians. The threats to Neighborlee grow darker as enemies gather from many different directions. Other worlds. Other dimensions. Possibly even the Lost Kids who were stolen years ago.  The guardians do whatever it takes to protect their home.

 And sometimes the guardians pay the ultimate price.


Want to earn points toward free Neighbortlee books?

The quiz will come next week, but you can work ahead by listening to the 1st chapter on the Ye Olde Dragon's Library storytelling podcast. Go to YeOldeDragonBooks.com and click on the podcast link, or listen on your favorite podcast app. That easy.

Check back over the month for excerpts from this book, and for the quiz questions and how to turn in your answers and claim your points.