Tuesday, March 4, 2025

This month's featured book in the Neighborlee Visitors' Guide: VIRTUALLY LONDON, Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 3

LISTEN to chapter 1 of VIRTUALLY LONDON on the Ye Olde Dragon's Library storytelling podcast.

QUESTIONS for a quiz will be posted here later in the month, with all the answers in Chapter 1.

ANSWER those questions, and earn points toward a free book in the Neighborlee, Ohio fantasy series!

What's VIRTUALLY LONDON about?

Athena Longfellow and Doni Halliday are granddaughters of one of Neighborlee’s guardians, Ford Longfellow. When danger threatens Neighborlee, the girls awaken to their duties and their gifts, and slowly grow into their heritage.

Athena, the computer whiz, finds and experiments with an unusual video camera at Divine’s Emporium. She records Doni, and then records a room at the shop -- and inadvertently opens a door to another dimension. Properly frightened, she shuts down the program behind firewalls. Enemy invasion thwarted. For now.

She doesn't realize she also created a virtual copy of Doni, until an advanced computer class in college, when the artificial intelligence that calls herself London Holiday "moves into" her team's class project.

Athena suddenly has a good idea how Dr. Frankenstein felt. The question is: If she has to pull the plug on London Holiday … how?

 

 And remember: ALL formats of VIRTUALLY LONDON are on sale for the entire month of March.  Catch up, fill in the holes in your collection, and save $$$!!

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Sunday, March 2, 2025

Meet Me in Akron?

 



Akron Book Fest

Saturday, March 8, 11 am - 3 pm, Main Library

60 South High Street, Akron

 

Over 75 authors, illustrators, and publishers will be tabling, selling and signing books.

 For more information:  https://www.akronlibrary.org/

 

I'll be there selling the first three books of my Book & Mug Mysteries -- and giving you a first look at the cover of Book 4, coming in May!

 


 


Saturday, March 1, 2025

March Firsty Freebie


 The March Firsty Freebie book is part of a celebration!

The next Enchanted Castle Archives book, ENCHANTING THE PRINCE, releases March 15.

The Firsty Freebie book, available only today, is a new Enchanted Castle Archives short story:

THE SOUL OF THE HOUSE.

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A story between books, after THE BEASTLY BEAUTY, The Enchanted Castle Archives Book 2

 Friar Ipswich has always loved books. When Ash appears in Castle Fairhold's library and asks him to take some books to a healing cloister, he is more than happy to help out. Especially when he learns the books are sought by scheming magicians from another kingdom, who want to use the books for nefarious purposes.

 On the journey, he is separated from his escorts, is nearly knocked from his horse, and wakes on the porch of an old abandoned house. When he takes shelter inside, he finds the house holds a secret, and is much larger inside than outside. His love for books could result in him being trapped inside the house forever.


And ... if you go to YeOldeDragonBooks.com and click on the storefront, you have a chance to buy the ebook and audiobook of ENCHANTING THE PRINCE before everyone else, AND at a discount!!

Such a deal!!


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Friday, February 28, 2025

Excerpt: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

 When we got to Divine's, it was brightly lit. Usually Divine's wasn't open after the dinner hour, but Angela made an exception for the start and end of the school year, and during Christmas shopping season. She had hung lights on the wrought iron fence that ran along the sidewalk. They looked like strings of Christmas tree lights, until we got close enough to see something spinning slowly inside the tiny glass globes. Stars and comets and planets.

The gate hung open, and as I started up the flagstone walk, the front door swung open. A couple people noticed there was no one visible in the doorway, and they made "Huh?" and "Whoa!" and other sounds. Nobody freaked out. Maybe they were such movie geeks, so used to special effects and watching behind-the-scenes specials, they just assumed that was another special effect.

Nope, just Divine's Emporium welcoming the new students. I took that as a good sign. The door probably wouldn't have opened automatically like that if there was even one person in the group who didn't quite fit with the spirit of Neighborlee.

I was relieved when the reactions of the people spilling through the doorway into Divine's and immediately spreading out through the rooms were completely positive. No freaking out. No mutters or frowns of disdain. No one giving the telltale signs of discomfort that meant they were already getting hit with the subliminal "go away, you don't belong, we don't want you here" message. Divine's Emporium liked these kids.

The best sign? No one flinched or got wide-eyed or even blinked when Angela just seemed to appear from nowhere. One minute the area behind the counter was empty, the next she was there. Maybe they just assumed she had been behind the counter, bent down and working on something.

Looking back, the signs that everyone belonged should have been a warning. Angela sensed something unusual about us, and I can't fault her for not warning us of impending trouble. All she sensed was the potential, and she spilled out the welcome from Divine's. At that point, the very first day we were all in the dorm, everything was potential and possibility. The choices we made going forward would refine our path for the rest of the year.

"Aren't you supposed to be busy with college activities?" She stepped up and rested her arms on the thick marble counter.

"All moved in and free for the evening." Zach fluttered his eyelashes at her and made his good-doggy-begging gesture, with his hands curved up under his chin.

Angela laughed and reached back for one of the enormous old-fashioned candy jars, where Zach's favorite candy waited. Semi-hard diamonds of salted black licorice. Yeah, sounds kind of yech, doesn't it? I finally gave in and tasted some. Surprisingly good, but still an acquired taste. That broke the ice. Angela got everyone's name as they stepped up and spotted a jar of the candy they liked the best. In all the noise and laughter and chatter, nobody noticed when she reached for a jar before someone asked for it, or knew someone's name before they told her. She asked a few questions and directed people to various rooms where "you might just find something you'll like."

"Very interesting," she commented as she settled down at the little bistro table with me and Clarice and Tyrone after about twenty minutes.

Voices rang through the shop, people calling out to each other that they just had to come see something. I was positive at least one new room had appeared since the last time I was at Divine’s, a week ago, looking for a really cool backpack for going to class. Of course I found it, a combination of army surplus olive canvass with colorful embroidered patches all over it, looking like I had been all over the world. I had the hope that it would turn out like Mary Poppins' bag and hold everything I wanted and needed to put into it. Hopefully with the added benefit of not being any heavier.

"Do I want to know how you gathered so many like spirits in just a few hours, before orientation even officially started?" Angela nodded her thanks as Tyrone took over to empty the tray of our floats made with caramel ice cream and cream soda.

"They're all on the same floor with us," Clarice said.

"Really? What are the odds of that?"

"Pretty big odds," I said, meeting Clarice's gaze. She nodded. As if I really needed permission to tell Angela?

I went on to relate what Pop had learned from Mrs. A, and shared with me, because I had a right to know what people were doing to me and my classmates. Even if that knowledge might skew the results of whatever research the psych professors were doing. Maybe lab rats didn't know what was happening when they ran through mazes and suffered through all sorts of tests and experiments, but we weren't lab rats.

Our club members among the freshmen had discussed the experiment, whether it was weird or dangerous. I thought about pretending to be an anonymous tipster and let the Neighborlee Tattler know what was up. We agreed not to tell anyone before school started, because honestly, what could anyone do about it? Demand to change floors within the dorm? Try to get into different dorms? We basically, and vaguely, agreed to wait to see what happened with the people on our floor and in the dorm before we said anything.

However, this was the perfect time to take the conundrum to Angela. As a guardian of Neighborlee, I had a responsibility to take questionable circumstances to her, or at least present them to other known guardians. Just in case weird things happened from fiddling with demographics, and I was too close to the middle to notice.

"Okay, now that we can see what they did to us, it's kind of weird," Tyrone said. "They sure weren't putting us together with the other geeks and nerds to be nice, so what do they think will happen? Why not other statistics or similarities or whatever you call it? Other than the art and drama kids, we're not grouped together by our majors, like on the other floors and the other dorm. Is it just me, or do you feel like we're being singled out?"

"If you are…" Angela's gaze went unfocused and her eyelids half-lowered.

I could almost hear that sound I sometimes caught just on the edge of sleep, or when it got very quiet inside Divine's Emporium.

Sometimes it was the hint of wind chimes playing in some incredible, vast garden in the very core of the house, as if the walls were thinner than paper, thinner than air. If I turned at just the right angle, I might finally see the garden, and wind chimes made of incredible jewels, with sunshades made of tapestries woven to show otherworldly, ancient scenes. Other times, like now, I had a sense of music being played somewhere far away, just below the audible level, on instruments I had never imagined. This was basically the sound of Angela thinking very hard, and the magic of Divine's Emporium coming into play.

"I must believe that if anything is to come of having so many similar, imaginative souls gathered in one place," Angela said slowly, "then Neighborlee itself might be very glad that several of our own are among them."

Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Ready for a NEW Featured Book? VIRTUALLY LONDON, Neighborlee Book 3

 


It's almost March!

That mean's it's time for a new featured book in the Visitor's Guide to Neighborlee year-long tour.

Check out the book trailer for VIRTUALLY LONDON, Book 3 in the Neighborlee, Ohio series of humorous fantasy.

Want to earn points toward FREE books?

#1 Listen to the free first chapter of VIRTUALLY LONDON on the Ye Olde Dragon's Library storytelling podcast. It will be available March 1.

#2 Visit YeOldeDragonBooks.com and take the quiz. It will appear on the website/blog in about a week.

#3 Send your answers to the email provided.

That easy!

You can read 2 excerpts each week from VIRTUALLY LONDON here on this blog, and catch up on excerpts from the previous books, while you're at it. The quiz will also be posted here.

PLUS: all the available formats of VIRTUALLY LONDON will be ON SALE on YeOldeDragonBooks.com in the storefront, if you're hooked and want to read right away.

VIRTUALLY LONDON is available Saturday, March 1. But there are two previous books to catch up on before then, including taking the previous two quizzes to earn points toward free books. What are you waiting for? Go to YeOldeDragonBooks.com and start earning those points. And get tempted by humorous, small-town fantasy.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Excerpt: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

 

Before we left the cafeteria, the Freshman Orientation team got on the loudspeakers and offered us options of what to do that evening. It was a free evening. The official activities started in the morning, including competitions and times for visiting our advisors and checking out different departments, in case people changed their minds about classes once they saw their schedules.

Our group filed out of the cafeteria, and there in the lobby were tables filled with flyers and coupon books for local businesses, and little introductory goodie bags. I felt like I was cheating, getting a goodie bag that was supposed to persuade me to come visit. I knew all the stores in town, after all.

"Divine's has a coupon!" Clarice announced.

Okay, that was too good to pass up.

"What's Divine's," Babbie Winslow asked. She was three doors down from us on the floor, and stood behind us now, looking through her coupon book.

"It's no good telling you. You gotta experience Divine's." I shared a grin with Clarice and we turned around to see if our gang was still in the cafeteria lobby. "Hey, guys, if you haven't heard yet, Clarice and Tyrone and Zach and Aldo and I are from Neighborlee. Instead of going to a movie we've all seen before, how about a walking tour of town before it gets crazy?"

"And use our coupons before other kids get to the stores, and the good stuff is gone?" Sheri Carter said with a chuckle. She riffled her coupon book, and others laughed.

"You can do whatever you want, but you need to find Divine's Emporium before you do anything else. How you survive your first year here will rest on your first impression of it."

"Think they'll be able to see the Wishing Ball?" Clarice asked. Tyrone laughed. Zach and Aldo laughed louder, trying to sound mysterious, when a few people asked what the Wishing Ball was.

"Just come on along and see, okay? I'm not going to tell you anything more, so you're not prejudiced," I added.

That got the interest of some people who didn't look all that thrilled with taking a long walk after an exhausting day getting moved into the dorm. It seemed like a third of the entire dorm came with us as we headed down the sidewalk.

In the end, twenty-some people went to Divine's. As we passed through town, Tyrone pointed out places of interest, such as Miller's Diner and various shops where they could use their coupons. We lost some people. Clarice and Zach made note of who stayed with us for the walk of several blocks. Every single one was a fandom person of one kind or another. The freaks and geeks, as some of the arrogant jerks referred to us. We basically left the art and dance and music students behind—unless they were also science fiction and fantasy and horror people, too. Had to wonder if that was accidental. After all, there was already something strong building up on our dorm floor, with all the fandom gear people had brought with them to college.


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Friday, February 21, 2025

Excerpt: SEMI-PSEUDO-SUPERHEROES

 

Someone must have been teaching Sylvia boxing. She got in a good right hook between my left temple and eye socket before I realized she was getting physical. Sylvia hadn't tried to inflict capital punishment on those who crossed her since fifth grade.

While I didn't use my telekinetic power to shove her away, pin her to the wall, maybe even shove her through the wall, honesty compels me to admit that Harry saved me. Maybe he had a little ability to fly, or least do the long jump fast, and hard. He body-slammed Sylvia from behind while she was spinning around and coming back in for another strike. I was still catching my breath and seeing stars. Then suddenly the male five percent of the faculty and staff stormed into the room and got hold of Sylvia.

Dr. Butterfield had heard everything, and proved he had a future writing political speeches with the great spin he put on the whole encounter. Without repeating a single word that either of us said, he put everything on Sylvia. She was a resident at the school and I was a guest. She had come back to the chapel when she should have been heading to her next class. It all worked against her.

The headmistress came to apologize while we were sitting in Dr. Butterfield's private quarters. He was digging some very old ice from the back of his tiny English refrigerator to put on my eye. She assured us that Sylvia had gone "beyond the pale" (yeah, they still said that in Jolly Olde England) and had wasted the last of many second chances granted her.

Whatever that meant, it didn't mean Sylvia returned to Neighborlee High for the rest of our junior year. Unfortunately, she did come back for our senior year.

I couldn't wait to get home and report to the "We loathe Sylvia Grandstone club." It wasn't really an official group, although a number of people in our graduating class confessed they had looked into voodoo dolls and sending requests to the State Department to keep her from coming back into the country.

No, that wasn't very mature of me. It also wasn't very mature that I let Mum and Pop praise me for not using my powers to slam Sylvia into the wall, or through a window, or just hold her up in the air and spin her around like a WWE wrestling champion. I didn't use my telekinesis because I didn't get a chance. Ten-plus years of self-imposed "never use our talents where other people can see" made me hesitate. Even when it came to a chance to work out my frustrations on Sylvia Grandstone and get payback for all my friends at school.

So I really didn't deserve any of the kudos I got. Sympathy for my black eye, yes, I earned that. Praise for not slamming that spoiled brat snot into a greasy makeup smear on the stone wall of the chapel? Nope.


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