Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Excerpt: SHRUNK: THE EXILE OF MAURICE, Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 8


 The moment they vanished down the hall, the light in the main room lost some of its warmth. The Christmas tree shuddered. Angela's smile flattened. The angel shot off apple green sparks, fluttered his wings, and slid down a succession of branches until he was eye-level with Angela. He used the last branch as a springboard and did a quadruple twist through the air to land on the counter in front of her.

"Maurice."

"Angela." He gestured at his angel outfit. "Mercy? Haven't I been a good boy most of the day?"

"Most of it." Her lips twitched as she fought a smile.

His gold and white robes changed to the camouflage clothes he had stolen from G.I. Joe. Maurice sighed in relief, then glanced sideways at her.

"You know what I'm like. You read that report Asmondius sent you. You asked for it when you sentenced me to the top of the tree in that ridiculous get-up." He crossed his arms and returned her glare for five seconds. Then they both grinned. "Come on, Angie-baby. If I have to help Humans, I can have a little fun, can't I?"

"A 'little fun' is what got you sent here." She stepped back and looked him over. "People see more at Divine's."

"Uh, duh," Lanie Zephyr said, wheeling into the room. "First winkies, now … mini-Legolas?"

"Hey, babe." Maurice saluted, bending over far enough to make himself turn a somersault in mid-air. "Thought I saw you seeing me."

"Nice to know everything we went through this summer hasn't driven me bonkers just yet."

"Lanie, could you let Maurice and me deal with some business?" Angela said, never taking her gaze off Maurice.

"Hey, sure. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't …" She twirled her forefinger by her right temple. "I gotta run, committee meeting. You're not into Star Trek, are you, Maurice?"

"Please." Angela rolled her eyes, but her lips twitched, fighting a smile. "That is the last thing we need. Most of the people who might be able to hear or even see Maurice belong to your club. It might not be wise. Not yet, at the start of his exile."

"Exile?" Lanie looked like she was going to ask more questions. She took a deep breath, shook her head, and turned to head out of the room. "They'd be less likely to notice at our Christmas party. Someone's always trying to spike the fake Romulan ale …"

"Lanie, go!" 

She flashed the Vulcan salute and her wheelchair sped down the hallway and out of sight. Without touching the wheels.


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