Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Excerpt: SHRUNK: THE EXILE OF MAURICE, Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 8

Christmas at Divine's Emporium was a study in merry chaos. Ken Jenkins retreated to the sidelines and watched a dozen people help Angela decorate the tree and string pine garland from room to room. He had done his part, bringing the granddaddy pine tree to the shop and manhandling the monster in through the side door. A side door that only seemed to appear at Christmastime.

The ceiling seemed higher than usual, too. Things always seemed to work out just the way Angela needed them to, inside her shop. Sometimes it seemed like the walls adjusted to comfortably fit everything she put inside the store. Too bad the rest of the world didn't reshape itself to accommodate Angela's friends.

Ken snorted softly at his flight of fancy. He had given up on magic long ago. Not that he wouldn't appreciate a bit now. This first Christmas without Brittney was one of those grit your teeth and face it like a man situations, since this should have been his first Christmas with Brittney.

It would be a lot easier if he wouldn't see her traipsing around the company Christmas party in two weeks, on the arm of Allistair Somerville.

Ever since nursery school, Allistair believed whatever Ken had was his to take. If he couldn't steal it from Ken, he lied or whined until someone gave it to him to shut him up. All through school, no matter how big or small, whatever Ken prized or needed, Allistair went after. Then used up, destroyed or discarded it a day or a month or a year later. Ken's rubber ball. His tricycle. His basketball. His BMX bike. His homework. His prom date. His expected promotion to junior vice president at Myerhausen.

Allistair had mostly ignored Brittney, who had come close to drooling after him, Ken realized in retrospect. When she finally gave up and started dating Ken, Allistair saw the light and went after her in a big way. Big gifts. Derailing Ken's plans for dates. Trying to get him transferred out of state.

Ken wished now Allistair had worked faster, or Brittney had given in sooner. Like between the engagement ring and the wedding. They had barely been married four months when she met Allistair for lunch. Two of Ken's buddies from college had seen them and told him. Brittney lied when he asked, and Ken chose to believe her. He thought she had better taste. Until she dumped him at their ten-month anniversary.

Merry Christmas? Ken didn't think so.
 

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