Friday, June 20, 2025

Excerpt: QUITTING THE HERO BIZ, Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 6

 

"You have no legal responsibility. They can't force it on you," Beau insisted, patting Jane's shoulder. "As the Ghost, you are there to handle large accidents and emergencies. Floods and tornadoes, water main breaks, fires, that sort of things. Not to retrieve improperly disciplined boys from trees twenty times in a day and protect idiots from their own stupidity." He folded the newspaper in half and slapped it on the desk in front of him for emphasis, tumbling several scones off the pile with the force of the blow.

Beauregard might have been white-haired and paunchy and wrinkled, but he still had a lot of oomph left in him.

"However..."

Jane sagged, knowing she was in trouble when Beau used "however." She had overlooked something, and he had seen it. The fine print, so to speak, in her unwritten superhero contract with the town of Fendersburg.

"Well, part of this problem, you brought on yourself," he said, softening his voice.

"Kick the girl while she's down, why don't you?" Demetrius grumbled. “We did it to her, sending her there to bait the Rivals. The same stupidity that lets these half-wits shift all responsibility to her is what we depended on to keep our enemies stymied.”

Jane sighed. She knew he was right. She also knew she was stuck in Fendersburg until the Rivals got so frustrated they carelessly left clues for Hoax to track them to their headquarters. If that ever happened, they could at long last settle the problem and the war the Rivals had declared with their actions, if not words.

"If she wouldn't wear herself to a frazzle pulling their nuts out of the fire, day in and day out, if she'd just let them fall down and bloody their noses a few times, they might learn to stand on their own two feet and not sit around on their fat backsides, expecting her to come to their rescue." Beau gestured with his scone. "You have to admit I'm right, Janie-gal."

"Yeah, you're right." She sank into a chair. "But honestly, it's easier to take care of the mess right away, instead of listening to them scream and whine and make it even worse."

"You're stuck, Cookie," Demetrius growled, twisting around in his overstuffed chair to turn it without actually getting out of it. "I’m sorry, but that’s how it is.”

“Is she?” Beau said. “Every lead generated from her acting as bait has evaporated. No suspected Rivals have come back, and no newcomers have been spotted in town in nearly four months. I’m inclined to think they’ve given up.”

“Or?” Jane said, hearing the unspoken qualifiers.

He sighed and seemed to deflate a little. “Or they’ve moved on to more fruitful hunting grounds.”

“Neighborlee?” she whispered.

“Who can be sure? None of the other potential arrival spots for Gifted have panned out. You were the last one from Neighborlee.”

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