Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Excerpt: LIVING PROOF (that no good deed goes unpunished), Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 4

 

The three of us were grateful that we hadn’t been discovered and snatched away, because Neighborlee needed us. We were also kind of ticked that more Lost Kids hadn’t been left to help carry the burden. That was part of why we were looking for others like us.

About the time I broke my back, we decided it was time to expand our search beyond the borders of our town. Were there other towns in the U.S. and scattered throughout the world where other abandoned children showed up and did the Superboy routine? Who made those other potential semi-pseudo-superhero kids vanish?

Not to start sounding like a sulky little brat who didn't get chosen for the school play, but how come they didn't take us?

True, Kurt's gift for mechanical wizardry wasn't splashy, and Felicity's talents with dogs, changing her appearance, and killing electronics were easily hidden with believable explanations. I had always been careful to do my flying/gliding where most people wouldn't see me. But if someone had the power and connections to snatch other kids away, how come they'd never noticed us?

Maybe we felt more than a little left out.

"Who knows?" I said to Felicity, who was rearranging her loot. About then I thought I heard movement coming from my brothers' rooms, and took a look down the hall. No signs of life yet. Well, it was only 9:30, and we had been up late with pizza, and it wasn't like anyone had homework to worry about until Sunday night.

Correction: I had homework. My first Talk to Terry column.

Lord, now would be a good time for the Rapture. Please? I'd settle for an alien invasion.

Remembering the roller coaster of good and bad news from the day before, I brought Felicity up-to-date while we dove into examining the rest of her loot. I got as far as describing the first request for lovelorn advice, when the landline phone rang. I headed for the shelves holding the phone and answering machine. Naturally, the outgoing message played before I got to it.

"Lanie, this is Col. Hayward." It was a gravely male voice. "Please pick up the phone. This isn't something I want to leave on an answering machine."

I yanked with brainpower when I was still two feet away from the phone, and nearly clocked myself across the cheekbone with the receiver before I could grab the handle.


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