Friday, March 14, 2025

Excerpt: VIRTUALLY LONDON, Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 3

 

"Charlotte, did you send Jinx to get Ford, tell him the news? Or would you like me to run up to the old fishing hole and get him?" Mr. Zephyr said, when they came down after the final trip, hauling the last set of bookshelves.

"Oh, you'd better believe it," Gram said. "That boy wasn't in so much a hurry to get out of town that he'd overlook something like that." She chuckled and gestured with her tray of lemonade and fresh sugar cookies, out onto the porch. We all settled down. Doni curled up next to Gram on the three-seater swing with one of her new books.

"Get out of town?"

"Senior Prank Night." I took my usual spot on the steps with my back against the big support pillar Uncle Jinx had carved to look like dragons had wrapped around it. The other pillar had unicorns chasing each other around and around up to the top.

"Oh, joy." He shared grins with Mr. Carr. “Forgot about that.”

"What's Senior Prank Night?" Doni asked, and sprayed a few crumbs from her mouthful of sugar cookie.

It was kind of nice to see she was a normal little kid in some aspects.

We explained about the long-standing tradition in Neighborlee for graduating seniors, on the first Wednesday of June, to play some extravagant prank. Sort of to leave their mark on the town before they headed off into adulthood. If they survived. Some members of the police and fire departments, and teachers spent Senior Prank Night on patrol. They tried to head off any pranks that got out of control, and prevent expensive or long-term damage to people, places, and things.

"Lanie swears some of these kids don't want to attend their own graduation ceremony," Mr. Zephyr said with a chuckle.

"We're still trying to figure out how she and her friends threaded those tires on the flagpoles in front of the schools, the board of education office and the police department," Mr. Carr said. "No ladder in this town tall enough to get to the top of those flagpoles. I tend to think that friend of hers, the one with the gift for gizmos--" He looked around, stumped for a moment.

"Kurt Hanson," I supplied.

"That's right." He nodded. "I think he rigged some elaborate pulley system to lift those tires up and over. At least Lanie’s prank didn't get anyone hurt." He chuckled. "And they used ordinary, worn-out tires that could be cut off easily. As I recall, the year that idiot Grandstone and his friends tried to blow up Blackwater Pool, some other fool in their graduating class put steel-belted radials on the shorter flagpoles in front of the bank and the post office. Brand new ones. That's what got them caught, as I recall."

"How?" Doni sat up, eyes wide, her fourth cookie in her hand.

"They tracked the tires back to the store where they were stolen and the fools were caught on the security tape. Had to get a special saw to cut those tires off the flagpole." He nodded to Mr. Zephyr. "Nobody was hurt or upset, and didn't cost the town or the schools a penny to remove those tires, the year Lanie graduated."

"Yeah, Rainbow and I raised our kids right, I think," Mr. Zephyr said.

"I suppose Lanie is on patrol tonight," Gram said.

"You can bet on it."

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