Friday, January 3, 2025

Excerpt: CONFESSIONS OF A LOST KID, Neighborlee, Ohio, Book 1

 

From Ye Olde Dragon Books:


Sylvia left me alone for the first week of school, until Miss Underwood let us move our nametags. She marched over to my table, ripped my nametag off the table, tearing it halfway through between the N and the I, then slapped her nametag down in my place. By this time, I had received plenty of advice from Kurt and Mrs. S and Miss Abby for how to handle even worse bullies than Ricky and Donny. I picked up my nametag off the floor where she tossed it and moved over to the table she had just left.

The funny thing was, everybody at my table pulled up their nametags and moved to other tables, leaving Sylvia completely alone. That worked out, because there were six places at each table and four tables, but only eighteen students in the class.

Sylvia didn't even notice that she had the fourth table entirely to herself until she looked up from taping her nametag down again. Her mouth dropped open and she looked around the room. Then she stomped over to Clarice O’Donnell, who had been sitting next to me at my first table and had taken the same spot at our new table.

"What are you doing over here?" she demanded.

"I want to sit over here," Clarice said, her voice barely above a mumble.

"But I want you to sit next to me." Sylvia reached over to pull up Clarice's nametag, which she had just finished taping down.

"Sylvia, what did I just tell everybody?" Miss Underwood called.

"You said we could sit wherever we wanted now, we can sit by our friends. I want Clarice to sit next to me." Again with the little stomp for punctuation.

"I also said that everyone could make one move. You've already moved to a new table, and Clarice has moved to a new table. No more moving."

"But Miss Underwood, I want—"

"Clarice, do you want to sit next to Sylvia?" Miss Underwood asked.

"Yes, she does," Sylvia said, while Clarice hunched her shoulders and shook her head. Everybody had been watching in silence until that moment. Then they burst out laughing. Sylvia turned red, darker than her blood-red nail polish.

"The rules are the rules," Miss Underwood said. "Go back to your table, Sylvia."

"But I'm all alone!"

"Yes, and why don't you think about why you're alone?"

"Clarice is stupid and didn't do what I told her, that's why."

"No one is allowed to call anyone stupid in this classroom."

Sylvia spent the rest of the morning standing in the corner, doing her addition worksheet against the wall, with her back to the rest of the room.


Thursday, January 2, 2025

VIDEO: This month's featured book: CONFESSIONS OF A LOST KID

 

 



Check out excerpts from the book every Tuesday and Friday this month.

You can buy the book in paper, ebook and audio from Ye Olde Dragon Books, just go to the website and click on the storefront!


Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Firsty Freebie: DIVINE'S EMPORIUM

 

To launch the start of 2025's focus on the Neighborlee, Ohio fantasy series, today's free book is an interactive story to read and choose your path in ebook format.

Divine's Emporium is the heart of the magic and wonder and strangeness and a little bit of scary stuff in Neighborlee. It's bigger inside than it is outside, with a doorway into a midnight garden through the wallpaper on the second floor, an attic full of paintings that drop you into other worlds, and a vintage clothing room that sends you into another time and place if you don't follow the warnings from Angela, the proprietor.

Here's the link for your Firsty Freebie download for January.

Go to YeOldeDragonBooks.com and check out the Visitor's Guide page, to find out all the fun things you can investigate, to learn more about the weird and wonderful town of Neighborlee, Ohio.

And come back tomorrow for the first excerpt from this month's focus book: CONFESSIONS OF A LOST KID.