Friday, April 28, 2023

Sample: Tabor Heights Short Story, IN THE AIR, ON THE AIR

 

He didn't give the gravel-voiced man a chance to protest but cut the connection and linked in line two. "You're on the air on WEGL, the Eagle, and you're talking to Whit. What words of wisdom can you offer on the whole conundrum of dating for Christians?"

"Yeah, it's a pain, but you wouldn't sign a contract without reading it, would you? Same thing with getting married. You gotta figure out if the person who makes your heart go thumpetty is the one who's going to be there for the long haul, know what I mean?" The second caller was also a man. His voice sounded thick with sleep. Whit wondered if he was getting up or heading for bed.

"Very astute point. But can't you learn about someone in group situations? Group activities, Sunday school class socials, for instance?"

"Yeah, but after a while, you hang out together long enough, people are going to wonder if there's something serious going on. Know what I mean?" He laughed. "I know the other guy who just called in. His problem is, when he can find a girl desperate enough to go out with him, her parents can't stand him. If he can't get the parents to like him, what makes him think anybody'd be stupid enough to sell their daughter to him?"

"Sorry to be a kill-joy, folks, but we're talking about dating versus non-dating, not slavery or forced marriages." Riley tried to laugh as he said it, but the knot growing in his throat made that hard. What had he been thinking, bringing up the whole hot potato topic? "Let's give caller three a chance. Thanks for sharing with us." A few quick flips of buttons and tapping keys, and he had that second troublesome caller off and line three ready to go.

Please, Lord, let the third time be the charm!


Thursday, April 27, 2023

Off the Bookshelf: GOING ROGUE, by Janet Evanovich

 

Stephanie Plum is back, and things are even more grim than they've been getting.

Connie, office manager for the bail bonds office where Stephanie works, has vanished. Soon, Stephanie and Lula learn Connie has been kidnapped.

These guys have got to be hard core, desperate, and nastily stupid, to dare to kidnap Connie. And they don't know what they've taken on, when they get Stephanie angry with them and determined to get Connie back unharmed. Without telling the police (via Joe Morelli) what's going on. Because then things could get ... tricky.

The kidnappers want something that they think Vinnie, the bail bonds office owner, was given. Stephanie and Lula go on a wild goose chase, meeting more bizarre characters in Trenton, as they follow the trail of the maguffin ... and realize someone was lying to them.

You don't want to get Stephanie Plum angry with you, because she's finally willing to not just pick up a gun, but learn to shoot it.

Fun! The bizarreness that is normal life for Stephanie Plum just keeps coming.


Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Sample: Tabor Heights Short Story, IN THE AIR, ON THE AIR

 

Riley was still chuckling when the second song ended and he opened up the mic. His throat actually hurt as he mentally slipped into the British accent he had learned at his grandmother's knee. Jon Whitcomb-Riley once again submerged into the on-air personality of Whit, forsaking the painstaking efforts to shed his accent in favor of the flattened Midwestern semi-drawl of his mother's Illinois ancestors. He reached up to the shelves next to his chair at the console and pulled out his oversized cap and sunglasses, part of his costume when he did remote broadcasts as Whit. Props always helped him remember who he was supposed to be at that moment.

"All right, ladies and gents, we are back. It's that time of the week. No, not time for the weekly bath, although anyone who feels the need to indulge, please, do so. No, indeed, it is time to open up the phone lines and let the ten of you who are still awake at this -- goodness, nearly 1 a.m. -- awake at this time of the night, to chime in and let your feelings be heard. Right now, I'm reading a splendid book about dating." He pressed the first cued sound effects button and had to bite his lip to avoid a burst of laughter when the shrill shriek made Byron jump. 

"No, let me reassure you, I am not heading into the matrimony marketplace. Was that a sigh of disappointment I heard filtering through the night air? I'm flattered. But not to fret, I'm simply satisfying my curiosity. Why do we date? And more importantly, why put ourselves through the uncertainty and torment? This book discusses the idea of letting go of the hunt, stopping the search, and waiting on God to bring the right person into your life. When you sit still and you stop crying out to God to bring Mr. Right or Ms. Perfect to you, there's a chance you'll actually hear God trying to tell you His will for your life. And you might just realize your soul-mate, your God-designed partner for life, has been there all along, just waiting for you to slow down and listen."

Friday, April 14, 2023

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Neighborlee, Ohio Book 13

The Living Proof Gets the Blues

 

The guardians face their greatest dilemma, when a New Age cult threatens to drive the Grandstones out of Neighborlee -- and take their place. Better the devil they know than the one they don't?

 

Saving Neighborlee Children's Home from foreclosure, and stopping an invasion from otherworldly forces could all depend on Pastor Rocky "getting the band back together." Problem: everyone else died in a fiery crash.

 

Or did they?

 

Multiple enemy forces unite to attack the town of Neighborlee, attempting to turn Pastor Rocky into their newest weapon.

 

Big mistake.

 

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Tuesday, April 11, 2023

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Neighborlee, Ohio Book 12

Angela's Knight

 

Equinox: Maurice has a day of full-size freedom to spend with his true love, Holly. Their day of fun ends in panic, when Angela is attacked and the defenses of Divine's Emporium are breached. In the search to find out who hired thieves to steal books full of inimical magic from the shop and provided them with magic charms to do it, Angela's memories are stirred. Strange dreams disturb her sleep and she asks questions she hasn't thought of in decades.

 

Ethan Jarrod, a particularly gifted P.I. with some mysteries of his own, joins forces with local P.I. John Stanzer to identify Angela's enemies. Is Jarrod the knight from her dreams, or the final weapon of her enemies, to destroy all the magic of Divine's Emporium and Angela herself?

 

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Friday, April 7, 2023

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Neighborlee, Ohio Book 11

Dawn of the Living Proof

 

Just when the guardians of Neighborlee believe they can relax and enjoy the results of their labors, a new enemy makes a strike, aiming at some newcomers who have come to town seeking shelter. Is this another, roundabout attempt to break down the defensive shield around the town, or a more sinister plot?

 

Are the attacks aimed ultimately at Angela?

 

Clues indicate this isn't a new enemy at all, but an old enemy making another attempt to get a foothold in Neighborlee and perhaps steal not just magic, but break open the gates that Divine's Emporium and Angela keep securely closed.

 

What type of magic is this that seems to be active only at night, and disintegrates with the coming of dawn?

 

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Tuesday, April 4, 2023

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Neighborlee, Ohio Book 10

Allergic to Mistletoe

 

Christmas in Neighborlee means magic. This year more than ever. The Fae have come to visit. And hide. And seek true love.

 

Lori is allergic to mistletoe, thanks to a traumatic encounter with Dickens. She comes to Neighborlee to hide from matchmaking relatives.

Bethany just wants a quiet Christmas with her dad, but her rising stardom is getting in the way. Her double magical heritage just complicates things.

Harry might be able to help her, thanks to a malfunctioning invisibility spell.

Wilfred and Philomena are best friends, have been for centuries, and want to be much more. Do they have the courage to admit it to each other?

Then there's Maurice. The terms of his exile interfere with his courtship of Holly, the librarian who can only see him in her dreams.

 

They all need a Christmas miracle.

 

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